Friday 31 December 2010

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF

My name is Max (Mad Max the Mighty Mutt) although Azzitizz my owner calls me lots of other things! My blog is all about me and my exploits and if you have noticed, is the colour of mud as that it what I am usually covered in, as is the furniture and humans of my new home.
I am only eight months old and Azzy and her family rescued me from Manchester Dogs Home where I lived for a few months in a cramped little concreted room with just a viewing window for the humans to look through, I shared this room with two much bigger dogs who used to fight and bark all the time, I didn't like it. I think my original owner got a new job and had to move away so they had to leave me behind, I was sad that nobody wanted me. I couldn't understand why, as I am such a good little lad (and of course sooooo handsome!).

I would watch the humans every day as they came round looking at us all and hoped each time it would be me. I'd jump about, wagging my tail and barking "Hello" as did all the others. I used to bark out "Give me a chance, I'll be really good!" but they would just look at me then carry on walking.
Then one day about three weeks ago, three humans stopped at my window, there were two big ones, a male and a female and a smaller female one, at first I didn't get too excited as I thought they would walk away like all the others, or that they were looking at the other two in there with me, but then I noticed the little one pointing........pointing right at me!
Next thing I knew, the human from the home put a rope round my neck and took me out to meet them, I didn't want to get my hopes up but couldn't help myself from jumping all over them and kissing them, they were smiling and laughing, then the female human said "Okey, kokey, we'll take him". Did she mean it? Really? They want me? Whoooohooooo!

They bought me a new collar, lead, name tag, food bowls, food, chewy sticks and a couple of squeaky toys then we got into something they called 'a taxi', I sat nice and quiet on the older female's knee to show her how good I could be and just watched out the window. Inside I was both excited and scared because I didn't know where I was going, but it HAD to be better than the Dog's Home. We travelled for quite a long time until we arrived at a house, the older female told me this was my new home. They do! They really do want me! They opened the door and let me run all round, up and down the stairs, in and out of every room, having a real good sniff about, I have to admit at this point, I peed and pooed on the carpet in one of their bedrooms (think I got a bit too excited!).
I cowered waiting to be hit, I knew what I had done was wrong........but the female just said "Aw! What have you done you naughty little thing!" and then she cleaned it up. She took my poo outside and put it on grass in the back garden and said "Good Boy!" (Oh, that's where I'm supposed to do it!) Wow, I didn't know there was a garden! Guess this is where I need to do it from now on.

Anyway, that's it for now, I HAVE A NEW HOME!.... I HAVE A NEW FAMILY!.... I AM LOVED!
I will be posting about all the silly, funny, everyday things I get up to, hope you enjoy reading about them.









Love Max.
One happy little lad.

4 comments:

Sandy Kessler said...

ok Max I'm crying and smiling - from a lady who has 5 rescues at the moment .love ya guy and just think J- lo named her baby after you - wow

Unknown said...

Max, I am posting this for Alex my cat because your blog is set so that Alex, who has a Wordpress blog, can't post under his name:

Welcome, Max, to the world of animal blogging. I will come back and read your blog, even though you are a doggie. A doogie who is nice to kitty cats, I hope. OK?

Graham Ettridge said...

Woohooo!!!!! What a wonderful blog!!!! What a story you have to tell. So interesting ans truly moving. I can't wait to read about your exploits!!!! Make sure you write often :)

Take care,

from a guy who loves animals!!!!

Baba Doodlius said...

Max, you're such a cutie!

Most non-humans have it tough in this people-dominated world, but it looks like you've got a pretty sweet life right now! Just watch where you put that poo, OK?

Have a nice day!